MOAR SPAM;
From texting convo:

Yas: It has been decided that I am practically the RL version of Amy Andreatta.
Ryan: Amy is way nicer than you.
Yas: What? I am the nicest person ever.
Ryan: I prefer to think of you as a real life Willa. Fact.
Yas: Ryan, when have I ever offered to kill a bear for you.
Ryan: Maybe it would be nice if you offered to kill a bear for me, hmm?
Yas: If I killed a bear for you, that would make me the dude in our friendship and I wouldn't dare bruise your fragile male ego like that.
Ryan: What if you just tame a bear for me?
Yas: Having a chick tame a bear for you makes you a girlyman.
Ryan: It makes me a girlyman with a bear, is what it makes me.
Yas: Still, not something to brag about. Gosh, what would you do without me? Who would defend your masculinity for you?
Ryan: The bear, if properly trained.