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Tweak says, "let's go kick some Hunny buns!"

Ryan (trickyloki) wrote,
@ 2009-07-21 02:02:00

Hokay, so, I'M BACK FROM NEW YORK. It was an awesome week and I am as in love with the Big Apple as ever. Emily drank me under the table you guys, it was epic. But now I am so behind on things and missed the whole plotting period for the Baby Assignment, so here's me doing a frantic catchup:

Johnny & Dani vs. Crowley & Tuesday:
- Johnny is SO unimpressed with this pairing, you guys - and not just in the whole arch-enemy thing. He's disappointed he got some frail Magic opponents rather than anyone who would give him an actual challenge. Yes, he is seriously underestimating here.
- He's already offered to do the assignment himself, though he'll wind up needing help with the baby eventually - either to calm it down, or after it's kidnapped. I'm curious to hear what the Crowday Strategy will be. His window is always open due to the chipmunks that live on his bookshelf, so a bird could pretty easily get into his room.
- He is going to take this very seriously, and might be prone to heroic monologuing. He will not be happy about needing to turn to Dani for help.

Ira & Judy vs. Nardo & Ellie:
- First off, Nardo is going to be referring to Ellie exclusively as his 'baby mama' throughout the entirety of this project, and probably for a good while afterwards.
- His strategy is going to be to just walk up, beat up the opponents, and take the baby. He will less-than-subtly call dibs on Ira, because he does not want to rough up Judy Dahl. He will probably just grab the baby, shove Ira in a locker, and walk off. If they do get the baby, he will rely on Ellie entirely to take care of it.
- I volunteer him to be the victim of whatever ridonkulous weaponry and/or deathtrap the Dahl/Kazan genius comes up with.

Erin & Freddy vs. Simon & Lettie:
- FML, says Simon. Just... FML.
- He is investing in garlic. He will reek of it for this whole project. He also may even take to wearing a crucifix, just for god's sake don't let his mother see. She'd plotz.
- When he and Lettie sit down to talk strategy, he will appear either very prepared or kinda creepy by pulling out a gigantic and thorough file on Erin Stark. He will claim to have files on everyone, though his corresponding file on Freddy will be almost empty.
- He will propose tailing them, collecting information, getting their schedules down, and waiting for the right opportunity to strike. But if Lettie offers to just glamour them instead, he will reluctantly assent. He will not let her bite anyone.

Yoshi & Olivia vs. Heather & Matty:
- Yoshi is actually sort of happy about how this one worked out. He's 'married' to a hot, popular blonde, and he's up against the heartless succubus and a nincompoop. Sorry Matty.
- He will make quite a big deal of pledging his sword to Olivia for the protection of their child - though he will make no attempt to actually participate in the caring for it. He will just be ever vigilant, and probably take to guarding it at night. He will even offer to sit vigil in Olivia's room, to be extra cautious.
- He does not really know who Matty is, aside from that kid in his faculty with the parka. He's fairly certain the boy is no threat, and he's not too worried about Heather. He's quite overconfident about the whole thing, and quite vulnerable to ~seduction~, should she lower herself to such a recourse.

Feel free to plot with me in this post, as I might be scarce on AIM for a couple more days while I entertain out of town company. Also, everyone else feel free to let me know if anything needs my attention while I slowly sift through what I've missed.

Oh, and ALSO ATTENTION JANICE AND LINDSAY - we need to work out what happened on the Rose/Nardo and Yoshi/Ana dates, respectively.

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	banlieue 2009-07-21 09:05 am UTC (link)
	Ira's making an actual miniature fortress. And if he's hanging onto the baby during classes, he's going to have one of these on, with the helmet he made for the costume assignment. Any sudden moves toward the baby, and you're getting zapped, buddy. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wentsch 2009-07-21 01:13 pm UTC (link)
	HAHAHA IRA WHY SO AWESOME. Ellie will be torn between being pleased that Nardo got zapped, and annoyed that she's failing this assignment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickyloki 2009-07-21 04:15 pm UTC (link)
	Eventually Nardo will defer to Ellie for new ideas, before he fries off all of his hair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	banlieue 2009-07-21 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	You're just lucky he turned down the setting from 'disintegrate,' Nardbro. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	trashpileodoom 2009-07-21 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	sjaoidsjae Ira! Judy is pleased with her situation. But she will not be happy if Nardo beats her up! Jeez. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickyloki 2009-07-21 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	Nardo will not beat her up. At best I see him lifting her off the ground and awkwardly holding her at arm's length while she thrashes, and then maybe putting her on a high shelf or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trashpileodoom 2009-07-21 04:20 pm UTC (link)
	Hahahaha! Yes, please. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickyloki 2009-07-21 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	Feel free to have her complain about being trapped up high whenever. He'd try to shake her down for the baby if he saw her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trashpileodoom 2009-07-21 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	You got it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	trickyloki 2009-07-21 04:15 pm UTC (link)
	He's going to get zapped, like. A lot. Ira will just be walking down the hall and every ten minutes Nardo will try rushing him. For hours. He's hoping to wear out the battery, idk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	banlieue 2009-07-21 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	dklfsjag it'll be like repeatedly zapping him with a tazer meant for an elephant. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	puja 2009-07-21 10:03 am UTC (link)
	YUS YUS. I am interested in hearing the Crowday strategy, as well as what will cause JJJr to come to Dani for help. She's been having such a bad time of late that she's willing to let him go fail alone for a while. Maybe she can come into play later in the week? (Reply to this)

	nuit 2009-07-21 10:11 am UTC (link)
	RE: date, oh man, I am so sapped of creative energy, but I am 80% sure it would have involved a night at the vampire bar. Did he stake anyone? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	trickyloki 2009-07-21 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	:\| :\| :\| :\| No, but he looked ridiculously awkward all night through. She probably should have made him leave his sword at home, but that doesn't mean he didn't get into some kung fu fights with any vamps that pushed his buttons. He's still a pretty tough little guy, even without his sword! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rainbowling 2009-07-21 11:51 am UTC (link)
	Are you easy to drink under the table? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	helloworld 2009-07-21 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	Or maybe Emily has a liver of steel! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skycornerless 2009-07-21 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	he is making fun of me. that, or he doesn't know the meaning of 'drink under the table'. either way, :\| :\| :\| (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickyloki 2009-07-21 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	EPIC, for srs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rainbowling 2009-07-21 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	I want to drink you under the table. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickyloki 2009-07-21 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	Kati, you are even ickler than Emily. And I'm Canadian. That said, you are welcome to try. We can go head to head with a bottle of soju, y/n? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rainbowling 2009-07-21 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	What does Canadian have to do with it? And yes, I will definitely try. soju ftw. :D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickyloki 2009-07-21 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	Canadians can drink like woah. Our beer is more alcoholic than yours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rainbowling 2009-07-21 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	Are you talking like pussybeers or microbrews? Hm also your drinking age is lower than ours. You may have the upper hand, sir, but I will certainly give it my best! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickyloki 2009-07-23 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	We don't have pussybeers. Unless they're imported from the States. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rainbowling 2009-07-23 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	D: though i tend to agree. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wentsch 2009-07-21 01:14 pm UTC (link)
	Ellie is going to punch Nardo by the end of this assignment. (Reply to this)

helloworld
2009-07-21 02:32 pm UTC (link)

Steve will be so mad at Simon if he makes the room stink of garlic. Especially since his life kind of sucks right now and he has Wendelin as a partner. If possible, he may resort to... idk, sleeping at Violet's.

Heather would not lower herself to seduction unless she were really desperate. And even then, she would probably attempt to fry poor Yoshi halfway through. I, for one, think it would be hilarious if this happened. But Team Hatty's strategy for now is to summon a bunch of ghosts and fireballs to distract Yolivia while they steal the baby. Heather wants to wait a while to do it, since then Yoshi/Olivia won't be as vigilant maybe? But idk how effective that will be since Yoshi is like Mad-Eye Moody. CONSTANT VIGILANCE.

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	trickyloki 2009-07-21 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	DEAR GOD STEVE DON'T LEAVE SIMON ALONE IN THERE I think Yoshi might intentionally walk past Heather with the baby from time to time, just to dangle it in front of her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	helloworld 2009-07-21 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	Well, Steve will be pretty sol once Violet's plot gets started. :\ If he does that, he may get a fireball to the head. June Justice and Jesus totally taught her how to do that in Harnessing Latent Skills. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickyloki 2009-07-21 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	Is he going to be her very first fireball victim!? What an honour! He can deal with ghosts just fine. Fireballs are a bit more tricky. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	shirleyschmidt 2009-07-21 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	I demand my own Attention :\| (Reply to this) (Thread)

	trickyloki 2009-07-21 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	ATTENTION RORY: YOU SMELL (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shirleyschmidt 2009-07-23 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	ATTENTION SUCKER: you suck. Also I wanted to talk to you, but now I think the moment has passed. You have successfully crushed my creative spirit.* *not really. (Reply to this) (Parent)