Man, do I need to catch up on stuff. Everyone's got this stuff all figured out but me!

Johnny Justice Jr: Will of course be going with Jackie, though at this point their relationship is so strained it's more out of obligation than anything. He's especially upset knowing all the Band girls either have no date, or are going with Leaguers. He's sort of keeping an eye on the first years, to make sure they attend with 'acceptable' boys. Hearing Janelle was going with Adam and not Cole was quite a relief.

Simon Liebowitz: Seeing as Alice has apparently dropped off the face of the earth, I'm not sure if he'll get an answer in time for the event. I'll just presume that Quintella opted not to go with either him or Alvin, which will be a crushing blow to his self esteem. He might need someone to pep him up and get him to attend anyway, so if anyone wants to volunteer, that'd be good. I'd especially love it if someone got him drunk too (which wouldn't be too hard, given his emotionally distraught state) because I have this loltastic image of him hopping on stage to sing along to Black Eyed Peas' I Got A Feeling, and trying to get everyone to really hit the Mavel Tov and Lecheim notes. He may or may not still go in a white tux.

EDIT: OR MAYBE he'll stay home and he and Steve can get drunk together, LOREN Y/N?

Nardo Drekmore: Nardo's also pretty bummed about the whole situation - he's more annoyed about Magda going with Happy than he cares to admit, which means Happy may be in for more trouble at the dance itself. Losing Annie to Toby didn't help, and Coral and Dot bailing on him was a last straw. He'll probably still attend with Wendelin, which will likely result in him just doing his bidding, pushing around anyone who attends with someone he asked, and generally sulking up a storm.

Yoshimi Kagemusha: Jeez, all of my characters got burned this time around. Yoshi was pretty upset about Vera turning him down, even if she was pretty nice about it. Rather than ask anyone else, he opted for a (possibly poor) idea to reaffirm his sense of self: turn to the fan base. He's gave his 'Official Fan Club' the go ahead for the Win A Date idea they'd been bugging him for, just to see the applications roll in. He's probably going to wind up bringing some neko-style squealing Japanese fangirl who doesn't speak English and spends all night taking pictures of him. It will not be nearly as gratifying as he hoped. When he discovers that Vera's actual date is Billy, he's probably going to challenge the Hunter to a duel. RAE, is Vera still going to wtf text him?

Ivan von Kyphos: NGL, Ivan is so stoked about the theme of the dance, he's going to attend. He will be like a pig in shit, cackling and complimenting inventive costumes and orchestrating the involvement of his many creepy pets. If an enterprising student wants to take the initiative, he will be enticed onto the dance floor to shake a shuffly leg, and might even lead the crowd when Thriller inevitably comes on.